Always
Be
Closing
NEVER leave your home unless you are showered and dressed well with cologne. chics are EVERYWHERE.
If you see a hot chick with a fat friend, always talk to the fattie first! Bring up your workouts, and watch the hot chick get involved.
If the girl puts out before the 3rd date, I know she’s a whore Unless she has kids, then she puts out the 1st date every time. I am still searching for THE ONE. But this strategy works until I find her.
Oh yeah, when it gets dark and your alone, after you dance with her, forget Hip/hop and Rock bullshit, get some old fashioned loves tunes in there: Lou Rawls, Frank Sinatra, Barry White, Bobby Darin – SWEEP HER OFF HER FEET. Always BE PREPARED. If you don’t have the tunes ready in a playlist, your a PUTZ. You can NEVER sweep a girl off her feet unless you plan ahead for every possible contingency. I carry fancy beer and cheep beer, margaritas and martinis, chilled mugs and wine glasses, karaoke and bubbles.
Take a funny pic with your phone, then ask her for her email address so you can send it to her. put it into your phone and she will offer her phone number!(never ask for it). Then give her a nice kiss on the cheek when slow dancing. Move to the mouth, then, if it feels right, a bit of tongue, then go lower….
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